Dear Women (Part 2)

I was asked to add an adendum or two to my previous post by some readers so here goes.

#1)  Don't do anything prior to getting hitched you aren't willing to continue after getting hitched.  That includes laundry, cooking, cleaning and blow jobs.  Men, this shit goes for you too.  Don't be all romantic and shit while you are dating then turn into Dick the Wonder Asshole after you have the poon locked down.

#2)  And to the dudes again.  I know what it is like to get a woman's cummer button stuck and then have 'em where you want 'em.  Doesn't give you permission to be a douche bag just because you took her places she's never been.  Be a man but be nice.  She will eventually realize she can get her own button stuck or show some other dude how to do it and you'll be back to bangin' Rosey and her 5 sisters.

Now FOALMA.

All of ya.